10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha