10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament