10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim