10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.