10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Those eggs smell delicious!