10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.