10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow