10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls