10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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