10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."