10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown