10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.