10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen