10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel