10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...