10 Random Poker Quotes

When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
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Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.