10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is for loners.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.