10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear