10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.