10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.