10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is