10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer