10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."