10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."