10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- It's Free To Fold...
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow