10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• im going to 2 out you to death