10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from