10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "No river, no fish."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)