10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves