10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio