10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.