10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike