10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.