10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.