10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant