10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss