10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.