10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!