10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.