10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fold and live to fold again
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)