10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine