10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is for loners.