10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe