10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.