10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo