10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "No river, no fish."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is