10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.