10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.