10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- im going to 2 out you to death