10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer